My first Day class

Lorh,hidup tak lagi org dlm nih ? assalamualaikum ? ! mentang2 lama aq tak buad enri ,agpa tidor dgn nyenyak skli...oke.oke. hari nih,yana tak dk entri pon,brsa gedik nk buad entri bru .Then,nak crita psal firdt day yana msuk kelas bhsa inggeris .sat.sat,klas B.I nih tak tmpu sngat kt grammar,just ajar how to speak english softly.besa tengok dak,org dok speaking even grammar tak betol .Hah ! yg tu la kita ngaji ..
okeyh,sbnrnya hari nih hari yg ke..........eh.eh,lupa plak .dh lma dh start.sbnrnya,nk buad entri nih first day msuk,then rajen nk ubah suai blog nih . tengok ! [aq tengok trlalu over-pink dy] so,lupakan bab pink nih .then,disbbkn org sngat pemalas,so tinggal lar dlm 5-6 org. [frust menonggeng aq] then, ap yg aq nk crita sbnrnya,ad lar haritu teacher bg soalan . dlm soalan tuh,dy buat cerita pasal seorang budak,then soalan tuh brhenti kat .dot.dot.dot .................so,teacher nk kmi suma smbung cerita tuh . 'hang nk buad logik ka tak logik ka' says teacher siti to us .so,nak aq citer ka soalan tuh? sorik lar ,takdak kertas yg kita buad tuh .trpksa tulis balek ap yg aq ingat . ceitt .
okeyh ,soalan dy :   there's one girl who like to drink milo .next day,she...................

Next day,she go to school.she likes sport very much.she always doing at evening.the girl want to be a model,so she fly to paris to buy enchanteur perfume[snggup gila trbang sna beli perfume] and she din'nt know that her friends put her picture an audition at paris.a few days at paris,she has be chosen to be the model at baby kiko egency [gila ka nk jadi model baby].she got heart attack so,her friends take her to KLIA and put him at Hosp.Baling [weyh,apsal hntr jaoh,mati kang].her fiends felt sorry,but just left her alone[bongok pnya kwn],he cried untill her eyes explode .but,luckily,the doctor use elephant gum to make her eyes back.so,she stays at hosp for along,long,long,long,long,long,long years.then ,she felt in love with milo and married milo on the evening.on their first night,she kill milo using gun .and buried milo at the centre of shopping mall.then,next day she wearing football dive and buy some milo at there .the she got nail's attack and get some rest at cow pens .suddenly,her friens come and hit her head with fridge .and her head stuck in fridge,because of stuck,she get knife and cut het head off.then,she online without her heads and find some beautiful head at nternet. then,she copy-paste beack on her head . then,next day,she got nose attack and cannot stop nose poop from out her nose.then  her husband come and call fireman to shower his wife nose .then,she ok,and they live ever after . 

                       so,aq nk trgelak brpusing-pusing kt atas krusi .aq bca ad sedih,ad gmbira..haha

                                p/s : grammar bnyk yg tak betol ,so fhm2larr bru nk bljar .